Did you hear the one about the dead puppy?

Dear International Friends:

I swear, we don't know him. He just keeps showing up at all our parties.

The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

(Via logopolys)

Real blogging may be a bit sporadic until I finish the sermon I'm preaching on Sunday (at the rate it's going, that'll be sometime around 9:00 or 10:00 on Saturday night).